
It's pale, cool to the touch and it sparkles in the light.
IT IS THE....
EDWARD CULLEN DILDO.
Wow. Just Wow. I cannot believe that they made a dildo that is supposed mock Edward's junk. Speaking of his junk - was it ever mentioned in Breaking Dawn what it looked and felt like? All we know is that the sex was GOOOD. But now all of us over-obsessive team Edward fanatics can have a little (or is big a better fit) piece of Edward in our night stand ;-)
My friend told me about it a few days ago and I just researched the product to see if it was legit and if so what it looked like.
So here is the 411 on this freaky little toy for female pleasure.
It is made from silicon (obviously) The color is extremely pale, like Edward's skin tone. And if you put it under light or take it outside on a sunny day it was sparkle - just like Edward. Now when my friend told me about this, my first question was "Is the dildo cold like Edward's skin?" And IT IS! It retains both hot and cold temperature. So I am guessing you just put it in the fridge?
You can pre-order it here for $39.99. They start shipping out on 9.1.09.
Sorry Bella, now we all have a piece of Edward.
I just wonder if they are going to come out with a Jacob Black Dildo too...
JACOB BLACK.
ReplyDeleteFURRY PENIS, FTW.
what a fucking load of shit!
ReplyDeletelol incredible the lengths some people go to xD
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