The Vamp AKA Edward Cullen Dildo

It's pale, cool to the touch and it sparkles in the light.
IT IS THE....
EDWARD CULLEN DILDO.
Wow. Just Wow. I cannot believe that they made a dildo that is supposed mock Edward's junk. Speaking of his junk - was it ever mentioned in Breaking Dawn what it looked and felt like? All we know is that the sex was GOOOD. But now all of us over-obsessive team Edward fanatics can have a little (or is big a better fit) piece of Edward in our night stand ;-)
My friend told me about it a few days ago and I just researched the product to see if it was legit and if so what it looked like.
So here is the 411 on this freaky little toy for female pleasure.
It is made from silicon (obviously) The color is extremely pale, like Edward's skin tone. And if you put it under light or take it outside on a sunny day it was sparkle - just like Edward. Now when my friend told me about this, my first question was "Is the dildo cold like Edward's skin?" And IT IS! It retains both hot and cold temperature. So I am guessing you just put it in the fridge?
You can pre-order it here for $39.99. They start shipping out on 9.1.09.
Sorry Bella, now we all have a piece of Edward.
I just wonder if they are going to come out with a Jacob Black Dildo too...

Block Telemarketers from calling your cell

For the past few years I have been getting e-mails forward to me about how all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketers and that it uses up your minutes. I thought it was a bunch of BS to be honest. But in the past month I have received two calls on my cell phone from TD Bank to do a survey about my recent visit to the bank (I know it's not a telemarketers but...). The call took about 10 minutes and was one of the most annoying things I have ever did. I usually do not care about taking surveys because I'm helping the company out but this one just pissed me off.
So I got an e-mail that gave me a phone number to call that puts my cell number on the National "Do Not Call" List with is managed by the Federal Trade Commission. I thought it was a little sketchy but I got the e-mail from my mom who doesn't forward me something that does not work.

So the number is 1(888) 382-1222
It only takes 30 seconds to do and it blocks your number for 5 years.
I personally do not want to be bothered with telemarketers calling my cell phone so anyway to prevent it I would. 30 seconds of my time now seems a lot better than wasting time trying to get off the phone with a telemarketer down the road.
I have no idea if this whole "Telemarketers calling cell phones" is real but it doesn't hurt to have your number blocked. If you are interested if learning more check out the link https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx

May your cell phone be kept free of telemarketers.

Sonic in North Jersey

Finally the Gods have answered our prayers! After being tortured for years by sonic commercials and having zero in Jersey to feed our curious stomachs; Sonic has finally opened in North Jersey. They did open a Sonic in South Jersey, Warentown I believe over a year ago but lets be honest, who is going to drive 2 1/2 hours for Sonic? I'm sure there were a handful who did but for us "sane" people, it wasn't going to happen.
But Sonic has opened its delicious food, drinks & dessert door to us North Jersey folks.
I found out about this a few months ago and did not believe it until I saw construction for one on rt 17 & anothet on rt 46. And I was beyond happy!
On June 21 (Father's Day) the Sonic located on Rt 17 North in Hasbrouck Heights opened and it was a mad house. I drove past and there were employees with signs saying "Lot Full No Stopping" I didn't expect anything less than a million people trying to get there hands on some cherry limeades and burgers.
So the next day a few of my friends & myself attempted to go to sonic around 10:15 PM figuring it might have died down a bit and we can get it. Nope! The cops controlling the entrance flagged us to keep moving because they were not allowing any cars in at the time. So we decided that walking would be our best bet. Nope, "no more walk-ins only cars" (which is confusing because 5 minutes prior to that they weren't allowing any cars in...) so we drove and got turned away.

So this is my advice to you, my fellow Sonic lovers. Wait! If you can wait another week or two until all the hype & madness wears down, then do it. You won't have to deal with the traffic trying to get into Sonic or waiting to order your food. The Sonic in Totowa on rt 46 East opens July 4th Weekend (I believe) so everyone from that area will be flocking over there instead of rt 17. We have waited forever for a Sonic to open up, what is another week of waiting?

May one day may your stomachs be filled with cherry limeades, bundt cake, burgers and fries.

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Actually Get Money for Your Textbooks

I know it's sounds too good to be true!! But there are a few websites that will give you good money for your used textbooks compared to getting $5 for your philosophy textbook that actually costed your $60 from your school bookstore. I have known about these websites for awhile and have been using them for sometime - I once got back almost $100 for my textbooks.
So the websites are: www.textbooks.com & www.textbooksrus.com
All you have to do is enter the ISBN and they will tell you which books they are able to take and how much you will get back.
Oh! And the great thing about it is that you can put all your books in at one time which is a great time saver!!! After you pick the books you want to sell back you just print out a package label box your books up and send it off. Oh yeah, you need to sign up for their website for it too all go through so do that if you haven't so already.
There are two ways of payments
1. You receive a check in the mail which takes about 4 weeks after they received your books
2. You can get credit to the website for your next purchase.

Honestly I rather get the check :)
Another little tip is to try to sell your books before the semester is over (I know I posted this a week after the semester has been over...) they tend to take back more books.
Good Luck! Hope this was helpful for some of you

Vlogging - ugh so cliche!

Okay, so I gave in...
I started a YouTube channel with my lovely roommate/best friend Natalie. We talk about the most random topics imaginable - granted we only have 3 videos posted...we're amateurs give us a break.

So recently I have been getting into watching YouTube Videos. Again - so cliche but whatever. Now just for your information I am a HUGE TV person - I think I spend most of my time watching TV than anything else. Okay, maybe I am exaggerating a little bit but I do love my TV. Natalie has introduced me to several "personalities" on YouTube and I am now addicted! UGH - it is bad! Xsparkage, ndtitanlady, shanedawson; just to name a few.

So maybe you'll get addicted to us - please?!?

Alright, well if you are interested in viewing our FABULOUS channel click on the link

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And if you have any ideas or requests that you would like us to talk about e-mail us at
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Don't Forget to Flush.

Okay, well the title should basically give the topic for today. I was at Friday's the few nights ago and I had to use to restroom. And probably like most people, I try to avoid using public bathrooms because they are gross. But when nature calls, you have to answer. Okay, so I walked into the bathroom and went into one of the stalls to see that it was not flushed. Every time I face this disgusting situation all I want to do is find the dumb woman who did not flush and smack her. WHY? WHY? WHY DO YOU NOT FLUSH? Seriously, we are not 3 years old anymore - we're adults. You are not at home, you are in public where other people are going to be using the bathroom. Ugh grosssss! And I am the person who flushes the toilet because I cannot stand it - just trying to better the world one flush at a time. So bottom line - no one wants to see your errrr waste products (unless they want to..... =/ ) so flush. flush. flush.
Oh yeah and wash your hands. I was at the mall and a girl just walked out without washing her hands *BARF* that's even worse than not flushing.
Okay I'm done.
FLUSH FLUSH!!
Until next time, CIAO!!

Libraries

For all of you joining - Welcome!!
I am all about the inside truth, telling it like it is without the BS.
And also some helpful tips and ideas I want to share with the world.

Libraries, Libraries, Libraries.
God, do you remember being a kid and going to the library was cool? I do - I loved the library! Well maybe because I am a dork. Regardless about a week ago when I was in class listening to another boring presentation the topic about libraries came up. I looked up, knew it was going to be boring and went back to texting my friends and watching the seconds pass by until the class was over. But she mentioned the fact that everything in the library is free to take out. Free...FREE...FREE!!!!
Well being a broke college student, free always sounds good to me! :)
**Side Note
I recently had my (old) laptop crash on me due to a virus that infected my computer thanks from the lovely Limewire. Which for those of you who don't know it a P2P downloading program, similar to Napster. Okay, sorry for sidetracking! So i saved up money and bought a new macbook for myself (which i love!!) and I knew that I needed to download music using Itunes - which costs money.

Okay back to the main point. I realized that Libraries carry audio CDs. CDs that do not carry viruses, CDs that are free to take out. I will admit that i was a bit skeptical about what CDs they would have in stock; but to my surprise they has a lot of recent CDs. To name a few: Foo Fighters, The Killers, Rihanna, Fall Out Boy, Nine In Nails ect ect!
I then realized that I can beat the system and use my library card and go to all the libraries in my area and take out as many CDs my little heart desired for free. HAHAHAHA in your face Itunes!!! So yesterday I went to my town's library and took out about 6 CDs and then I went to the neighboring town and took out about 10 CDs. I just saved myself over $160! And in a recession like this, $160 is a lot of money!
So main point is USE YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY!! If you are tired of buying music off Itunes, most time your library will have the CD you are looking for. Even if you are not looking for music, your libaray is full of books, magazines and endless resources for you.
Also for your information - your library card typically works for all the libraries in your county so don't be afraid to checkout other ones.
Well that is it for now!
Bye :)